Ashley Stearns Simpson was a woman interested in presidents and appeared in the August 31, 2003 strip.
She apparently likes to read about presidents, as when you first see the strip, she's reading a book about presidents.
"Well I think it's neat how some of them are just known by their initials"
"You mean like "FDR" or "JFK"?"
"Yeah... I mean, you know you've made it big when people just call you by your initials. Take you, for example... if you wer president, you'd be................"
Pig gets beat-up
-Pig's conversation with A.S.S