Ashley Stearns Simpson was a woman interested in presidents who appeared in the August 31, 2003 strip.

Pig's conversation with A.S.S

"Well I think it's neat how some of them are just known by their initials"

"You mean like "FDR" or "JFK"?"

"Yeah... I mean, you know you've made it big when people just call you by your initials. Take you, for example... if you were president, you'd be................"

Pig gets beat-up