Ashley Stearns Simpson was a woman interested in presidents and appeared in the August 31, 2003 strip.


She apparently likes to read about presidents, as when you first see the strip, she's reading a book about presidents.


"Well I think it's neat how some of them are just known by their initials"

"You mean like "FDR" or "JFK"?"

"Yeah... I mean, you know you've made it big when people just call you by your initials. Take you, for example... if you wer president, you'd be................"

Pig gets beat-up


-Pig's conversation with A.S.S

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