Kukistan is a poor nonsense country with mountains and grain located in lower Russia that Pig tried to dig to in the collection, The Ratvolution Will Not Be Televised. One day near Rat and Pig's backyard, Rat finds Pig digging a gigantic hole and when Rat asks him why he's doing that Pig says he's digging to Kukistan, even though it's not real. But while digging, Pig and Rat find a Kukistan man in the hole named Klodski who is the Kirchuk province of Kukistan, who was looking for some pork and had his eyes set on Pig, but since they couldn't understand him, they have no idea Klodski wants to eat Pig. The next day Pig tells Rat that he's going to Kukistan with Klodski but they start digging Pig falls threw the Earth and Klodski couldn't feed his family.