"He really shouldn't be coaching a little girl's basketball team." ― Goat
Rat's Basketball Team, also possibly called the 'Chandraguptas', was a girl's basketball team coached by Rat. He attempted to mold it and its member into a formidable and competent force on the court , but was hampered by the efforts of Carla, who managed to convince her teammates that by winning, they would be causing someone else to lose, and thus losing themselves. Much to Rat's frustration, they began forfeit all of their games.